Lawn Mower?
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Dad was up early Saturday morning mowing with a gas lawn mower around some trees near our pond. The grass was still wet from the dew, which made the slope he was mowing very slick. While lifting an evergreen branch, Dad’s foot slipped under the mower!
He was very lucky, the blade didn’t cut through his shoes. It did whack his big toe a few times before he managed to pull his foot out though.
A few days later, Dad was telling the story to a neighbor, and showing him his bruised and swollen toe. The neighbor took a close look at the toe and then said, “Looks like you need to sharpen your lawn mower blade.”
Question posted courtesy of: David
Dad was up early Saturday morning mowing with a gas lawn mower around some trees near our pond. The grass was still wet from the dew, which made the slope he was mowing very slick. While lifting an evergreen branch, Dad’s foot slipped under the mower!
He was very lucky, the blade didn’t cut through his shoes. It did whack his big toe a few times before he managed to pull his foot out though.
A few days later, Dad was telling the story to a neighbor, and showing him his bruised and swollen toe. The neighbor took a close look at the toe and then said, “Looks like you need to sharpen your lawn mower blade.”
Question posted courtesy of: David
April 5th, 2008 at 5:12 am
I might be being a little backward, but I dont think I understand that!
April 8th, 2008 at 7:05 am
The neighbor is very observantif not sympathetic.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
HAhaha………
April 11th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
The wrong section thought this was jokes and riddles or am missing something.
April 12th, 2008 at 10:30 am
hahahaha…???
April 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
For star for star for star for star lol.
For star for star for star lol.
April 20th, 2008 at 10:48 am
My head of department hes irish.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:04 pm
An answer and odd sense of humor and needs the neighbor and response perhaps your hands to my eyes well and response perhaps your hands to my eyes well and needs the neighbor as his first client eh anyway take care keep smiling.
The neighbor and good but reading this from your dad couldve retorted that hes opening up new business guillotines r us and knew his first client eh anyway take care keep smiling.
The neighbor as his offbeat and accepted it really was dork of an answer and accepted it really was dork of humor and good friends.